When embarking on a new chapter in our lives, we often wonder where this new chapter is going to take us...
When i first got this job as an Events Executive, i wondered the exact same thing...Where is my chapter at Inspiration gonna take me?
Along the way, it appeared as though the Inspiration Novel was gonna be pretty interesting..It seemed as though various chapters were gonna unfold and being the "Makcik Kaypoh" that I am, i simply waited in anticipation...
Now i did mention that "it SEEMED as though various chapters were gonna unfold..." didn't I? Well the keyword here is "SEEMED"...Because basically the Inspiration Novel managed to produce only one main chapter...and believe me...this chapter was jus plain disgusting...
It went something like this:
"There was this girl. Her name was _______. For some reason, she was under the impression that she was as pretty as pretty can be. Like most girls her age, _______ had a boyfriend, a simple lad with his own dreams and ambitions. Feeling that she needed to pursue her own dreams and ambitions, ________ decided to embark on a career of her own, a career which promised to put her up on that pedestal some day. However little did she realise that getting up on that pedestal would require common sense and discipline, something which ______ sorely lacked.(and so the story goes on....)Over the first week of work, _______ adjusted pretty well to the new surroundings. However there was something which would often wipe that "oh-so-pretty" smile off her face. Her boyfriend was away, far far away from Singapore, in the distant lands of...Thailand. How she yearned for his return. Each day, she would stare at the ring he gave her, look at the calendar on her desk counting down to the day of his return. She would even write down her feelings, feelings about how much she missed him and itched for his touch upon her "oh-so-beautiful" body. Ironically enough, it was this "itch" for a man's touch which brought about her eventual downfall.The second week of work arrived. Everyone thought that _______ would be ecstatic over her boyfriend's return. However that was not the case. In fact, something peculiar happened. ______ seemed to have started taking a liking to her employer. She would comment on his ability to make her laugh, his "strong sense of character" and of course the "drive" which he so clearly possessed. (Sidenote: Now do not be mistaken folks. According to ______, possessing "drive" does not mean possessing the determination and will to succeed. It actually means "possessing a vehicle and having the ability to literally "driveeee" the vehicle")* Come on, Say it with me now..... "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *
(and so the story goes on...)As the third week of work arrived, something interesting began to develop. _______ seemed to be having countless disagreements with her boyfriend, while at the same time getting closer to her employer. This development carried on for awhile until one day, the inevitable happened. _______ ended things with her boyfriend and started a new relationship with her employer. It was deemed to be the start of something "special", but little did anyone know that it was actually the start of something disastrous.*Play dramatic music - tum tum tum *Right from the start, her friends and colleagues warned her that this wasn't a good idea, but nevertheless they decided that it was only right that they give their support. With that support, came advice of course. They constantly adviced the both of them on how it was of utmost importance to keep a low profile. L O W P R O F I L E. How difficult was that to understand? Sadly, all advice fell on deaf ears and within a matter of days, the entire office found out about their relationship. Things were pretty alright at first. However as the weeks and months developed, there were instances when one would feel like just going up to either of them and ripping their tonsils out. (Sidenote: I wish i could proceed with further details, but I pride myself on this blog being a place where readers do not have to puke their guts out)This carried on and on, things seem to only get worse as the days went by. She had changed. He had changed. The inevitable happened. They had both turned into....Dumb Fucks. Yes it's sad, but true. Alas, everyone wished something could have been done to salvage the situation, but it was too late. Dumb Fuck syndrome swept across the office and eventually it was just too much for some to handle. What could be done? There was only one way out of this. And unfortunately the outbreak of Dumb Fuck syndrome left everyone with no choice, but to resign from their respective positions in the office.Today, the aftermath stands clear for all to see. Why...Why oh Why did she have to possess that itchy pussy?And why...Why oh why did he have to yearn for that itchy pussy?Her possession, His Yearning both added up to produce the fatal Dumb Fuck Syndrome,A Syndrome which leaves the office standing the way it is today...."-end-
Before i end off, there's just one more thing...
Do you think the employer ever ponders to himself?
"If she could do that to her ex-boyfriend, what makes me think she's not gonna do the same thing to me in the future?"
Food for thought? I certainly hope so....
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